Aasif Mandvi interviews Fox Business commentator, Todd Wilemon.
This is literally what it’s like.
Mental gymnastics + complete lack of connection to the people they are referring to.
please be quiet everyone hes sleeping
I’m addicted to weed and that weed is you. Come here so I can smoke you, you little nugget. You’re a tiny weed nugget and I’m going to smoke you a little bit. Smoke you with smooches, that is.
hands down the lamest post i’ve ever read in my life
i think suicidal people are just angels that want to go home.
hi as an actually suicidal person can you please shove this romanticized bullshit back up your ass? Thanks.
Kids these days be like “can I borrow your hashtag 2 pencil”
petition to shoot all the spiders into space
what’re you going to do when bugs multiply to numbers we can’t control
shoot them into space
what will you do if the radiation in space turns the spiders into giant intelligent mutants who will come back to rule Earth?
shoot myself into space
when you have to get up to go to school
I was going through my emails and one of my online orders has been dispatched and when I ordered it I had to put in a state but New Zealand doesn’t have states and I was annoyed so I put “New Zealand doesnt have states you fuckass” and now in the dispatch email under delivery addess it totally has “New Zealand doesnt have states you fuckass” as part of it woops.
Sorry mail person
Boys hurt too
i am absolutely terrified and horrified by this
that’s because with boys a chemical is released in their brain when they make the decision and boys are more likely to hang or shoot themselves, so it always gets done first try. Meanwhile, girls tend to cut and mostly take pills, a method easier to mess up and easier to be saved, thus more attempts and less effect.
Yeah, but boys hurt too
me when cats
To whoever made this you are a fucking genius my friend